Else what's a heaven for?

Masochism is getting grumpy about the lack of treadmills at the gym and deciding to run outside - in an oversized cotton t-shirt and baggy shorts. My fingers still hurt. At least there was no wind.

Sadism is leaving iTunes playing Disney Princess Tea Party while you dress - and the construction workers arrive. My apt, my music.

can you tell someone's feeling bitchy about having to shower at the gym?