Also, for lunch yesterday I got a surprisingly large portion of meatloaf, veggies, and mac&cheese from Cucina, which was fine bc I ate all the veggies and 2/3rds of the others. I made the mistake of putting it in the fridge at work though and some pigfucker ATE MY FRIGGIN MAC&CHEESE FROM MY CONTAINER. Whiskey-tango-foxtrot!?!?! Who the hell does that?

I'm kind of amused that yesterday morning, someone got a corporate sponsor to donate a case of Monster, bc "we have so many late nights and early mornings" but bc we aren't X-gamers, it was the "lite" version. I didn't take any, bc I didn't want artificial sweeteners with my non-FDA regulated wakefulness-inducing chemicals and bc it wasn't Rockstar, but it was all gone by mid-afternoon.

Last week was so bad, I was sure the chartists had misplaced the Mercury retrograde, but between email bounces and cell phone droppage, this week would make a believer of anyone.

In other news, it's chipmunk week and I feel like Godzilla in search of her Tokyo.